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 Post subject: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:20 am 
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A blind cowboy wanders into a bar to get a drink. Unknowingly he wanders into a woman's biker bar.
After ordering his shot of Jack Daniels, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'

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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:15 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:04 pm 
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Good one Jerry!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:27 pm 
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gotta love the blonde jokes!

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