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KayakMike
 Post subject: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:47 pm 
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:laughing3: Mud Butt? And all this time I thought that particular condition was caused by trying to launch/land a kayak during an extreme low tide... I wonder which of our future JKF members will decide to adopt that particular moniker as a screen name? :dontknow: :D

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 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:52 pm 
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Great information. I can see some material that can actually be used in talks or presentations. Thanks :D
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 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:08 pm 
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As stated by Cheech in Up In Smoke "Man, hope that was a fart"

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 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:45 pm 
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Great post, KayakMike!! Very funny....AND educational too!! LOL!!!

Hey DropShot...you said "Mud Butt?" but please remember that we already have a "Mud Girl" and Lissa earned that name by sliming up some mud banks in some "fairly short shorts"...!!!
She is the "Queen of the JKF Classic Raffles".....WINS ALL OF THEM!!! :shock:
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KayakMike
 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:52 pm 
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Gotta give GatorTale the credit, it came off his email list ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:35 am 
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Thanks for the info Mike. I'll keep that all in mind next time I pass one...

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KayakMike
 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:21 pm 
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What cracked me up the most was those "rectal nerves" and their role ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:43 pm 
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:read2: 20yrs later, and I'm still learning things my teachers didn't tell me about :pottytrain2:

I was in tears from laughing so hard - while trying to read this article! :lol:

...and then, after reading everyones reply (which took about 1-2 mins).....
I am STILL laughing while I'm trying to type this!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:04 pm 
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Thanks for the funny fart facts

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JC
 Post subject: Re: Fart Facts
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:49 pm 
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Addendum:

For those of you that don't know, there are seven kinds of "FARTS":

FIZZ

FUZZ

FIZZY FUZZ

POOT

TALLEY POOT

TEAR ASS

AND "THE BENDER"

Well, actually there is one more but it's in a class of it's own so it doesn't get counted with the others:

THE RESOUNDING FLUTTERBLAST

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